MAN SHOOTS NEIGHBOR'S TOILET

A Lebanon, New Hampshire man was arrested after police say he shot his neighbor’s toilet. 48-year-old Andrew Griffon fired a gun in his apartment Thursday night and the bullet traveled through the wall, striking the toilet and causing a water break. No one was home in that unit at the time. Griffon is facing multiple charges.
* Your neighbor shoots toilets? That’ll cut down on your reading time on the john.
* This is not the kind of discharge a toilet is built to handle.
* And the water break? That’s not the kind of leak you want to have in your bathroom.
* Don’t you just hate apartments with thin walls?
* Typical. His lawyer is claiming it was self defense.
* Shouldn’t it be, “He shot his gun and it happened to hit his neighbor’s toilet”?
* He was actually furious at his neighbor’s sink but missed that and hit the toilet instead.
* Now his lawyer wants to courtesy flush the case out of court.