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BITTERBALL TURKEYS
:06
out: “… pure lemon juice.”

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TRIAMIMIC
:06
out: “… does impressions.”

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BALLPEAN FRANKS
:06
out: “… hammer nails with them.”

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CHUMPSTICK
:07
out: “… what it cost us to make.”

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RAISIN BRAT CEREAL
:12
out: “… for the rest of the morning.”

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Today Is…

WEDNESDAY – Mar 11

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TODAY’S ALMANAC

WEDNESDAY ALMANAC – Mar 11

Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music

TODAY’S TRIVIA

WEDNESDAY TRIVIA – Mar 11

Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.

ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES

HALF OF AMERICA DOESN’T GO TO THE MOVIES ANYMORE

How did “Five Nights at Freddy’s 2” not pull them in?

OSCAR NOMINEE GIFT BAGS

In which luxury companies get their names mentioned on the radio.

QUENTIN TARENTINO TO DIRECT LONDON PLAY

A “swashbuckling” comedy!

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Thursday through Sunday

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Monday through Wednesday

BRITNEY SPEARS ARRESTED FOR DUI

Oops, she did it again.

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Thursday through Sunday

JOHN TRAVOLTA GETS ANOTHER PILOT’S LICENSE

With Travolta on the stick, you’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.

JOKE OF THE DAY

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A guy goes up to his boss after an ethics training seminar.

posted March 13

He says, “Boss, that ethics training has me feeling bad about us doing product testing on animals. His boss says, “Look, animal testing is an accepted practice, many shampoo and cosmetics manufacturers test their products on animals.” Guy says, “Yeah, but we make hammers.”

What happened to the sewer worker?

posted March 12

He died in the line of dooty.

Guy goes into the confession booth.

posted March 11

He says, “Father, I just committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. I was angry and envious of my neighbor, so I lazily made love to his wife, and then ate all of his groceries. And I didn’t share anything.” Priest says, “You forgot pride.” Guy says, “No, I’m pretty proud of myself for this.”