MOTEL EMPLOYEES TOLD BY CRANK CALLER TO BREAK WINDOWS

The Columbia, Missouri Sheriff’s Department said employees of a Budget Inn motel were convinced to break out windows after receiving a prank call on Friday. Employees told firefighters that someone called and told them there was a gas leak; then the caller instructed employees to break the inn’s windows. Employees broke out two ground floor windows. Firefighters investigated and said there was no gas leak. The sheriff’s department is investigating the incident and has no suspects.
* I suspect the world’s laziest rock band, who can’t even be bothered trashing a hotel themselves these days.
* Thanks, pranksters. The world so needs this right now.
* It’s the same crowd who calls and asks a store if they have Prince Albert in a can, then tells them to let Prince Albert out of the can.
* Only not quite as uproariously funny.
* Still the all time greatest version of this is the breast exam satellite in Portugal. Women were asked to appear topless outside so the satellite could examine them as it went over and some actually went for it.