PROSECUTOR PULLS GUN ON FAKE SPIDERS

In Logan, West Virginia, an assistant prosecutor was suspended on Wednesday due to an alleged incident that happened in early October. Several secretaries in the prosecutor’s office decorated for Halloween. The decorations included many fake spiders that were throughout the office. Unbeknownst to everybody, assistant prosecutor Chris White has arachnophobia and became irate over the decorations. He told the secretaries it wasn’t funny, and he couldn’t stand them, and he pulled his gun out and threatened to shoot all of the fake spiders. The incident caused quite the scare for the three secretaries that witnessed it.
* Guess who his least-favorite superhero is. C’mon, guess.
* How does he feel about the World Wide Web?
* He was going to shoot the fake spiders? Thank goodness this man isn’t in a position of authority in the community.
* You idiot. They’d be too hard to hit.
* The right tool for this job is a flame-thrower.
* I’m guessing this kind of put a damper on the Halloween festivities.
* The incident did help the secretaries decide what to wear for Halloween: Camouflage.
* On his first day back from suspension, I have an idea for what they could put in his desk drawers.
* PHONE TOPIC: Do you have an extremely strong fear of something?