WOMAN DELAYS STANDOFF TO HAVE SEX WITH FUGITIVE

Police responded last Wednesday night to a Jacksonville, Florida, mobile home in search of 34-year-old Ryan Patrick Bautista, who was wanted on several warrants. Bautista and 30-year-old Leanne Hunn were holed up in the mobile home, leading to a standoff. Police say they tried to make contact with the people inside for about 45 minutes. At one point, Hunn told police over the phone that she would give up, but that she wanted to have sex with Bautista “one last time.” Bautista and Hunn were arrested after SWAT team negotiators arrived. Both were charged with resisting arrest and false imprisonment.
* Then things were held up another 20 minutes because she wanted to cuddle.
* Fortunately, their favorite fantasy was to do it with the SWAT team outside so it was the best sex they ever had.
* So I guess you could say the cops heard a lot of banging from inside the mobile home.
* Can two people false imprison themselves, or are the cops just making stuff up?
* “We really are prisoners! Prisoners of Love!”
* Or something like it.
* Holed up in a mobile home – you can say that again.
* You know between the mobile home and the fugitive this is almost a trailer park dream date.
* Hmm, it doesn’t mention the air-date when this will be shown on that “COPS” show.
* Then they did it one more time at the arraignment.