AUDIO: TARGET INTERCOM PLAYS PORN SOUNDTRACK
Shoppers at a Target store in Campbell, California, were shocked when a pornographic soundtrack began playing over the PA system. Some people threw things down and walked out, according to witnesses. Others were yelling at employees. Many people were just taking videos. Employees ran around the store picking up and hanging up the store’s phones trying to turn off the intercom. The tactic worked for a couple of minutes, but then the porn started playing again, for around 15 minutes before the moans were finally silenced for good.
* Then everyone toweled off.
* It sounds like someone at self-checkout.
* “Wet cleanup in Aisle Seven!”
* Maybe they were moaning about the merchandise.
* It happened on Wednesday – Hump Day.
* “Target – Where the savings are obscene!”
* Sounds like we’ve got a subversive in the mix here.
* Okay, some people were shocked but there had to be a few in there who were laughing their asses off.
* This must have been hilarious. I just imagination the porno mixed with store announcements: “Give it to me harder, you beast” then a clerk comes on and says “We need a price check for shoes” followed by more moans and someone saying, “Who’s your daddy?”
CLIP: A bit of the audio. This section is not too bad.
