NAKED WOMAN DESTROYS SUBWAY

A woman wearing no clothes destroyed a Subway sandwich restaurant in Anchorage, Alaska, Tuesday night. According to employees, the woman entered the restaurant fully clothed at around 5 p.m. and went into the restrooms. She was in there for two hours. When she emerged she was no longer wearing any clothes, and began to break the furniture, pull down ceiling tiles and throw around food, tables and chairs inside the restaurant. Police said that the woman appeared to be on drugs when she trashed the restaurant.
* Drugs, or a 6-inch Spicy Italian.
* Just like their hot sandwiches, she was toasted.
* Or really, really starved for attention.
* She was like The Incredible Hulk. If The Incredible Hulk was female and didn’t get big and green, just tore her clothes off and went on a rampage.
* This is the worst reporting ever. I demand to know whether or not she was hot.
* Subway wants you to “Eat Fresh,” but naked is a little too fresh.
* She was naked but at least she knew Jared wouldn’t be interested in her.
* Oh come on, we’re not going to let that go, are we?
* Their corporate spokesman was a sexual predator. I didn’t make that happen – they did.
* This is when the employees at a fast food place usually just sit back and film the incident for YouTube.
* Ask Arianna Grande how that works out for you.