NOW, A CO-PILOT PASSES OUT MID-FLIGHT

A United Airlines co-pilot lost consciousness mid-flight Tuesday morning. The plane, which was en route from Houston to San Francisco, was diverted to the Albuquerque International Airport, where it landed safely. The co-pilot was unconscious but stable. The incident comes just one day after an American Airlines pilot died mid-flight after experiencing a medical emergency, according to American Airlines.
* All right, that does it. Remove the chicken parmesan from the airline menus.
* First, death … now, unconsciousness … sit tight, in a few more days we’ll be down to just a little upset tummy.
* Maybe this will convince more people to take Amtrak? … NAH!!
* Relax, this could be alcohol related.
* Oh come on, why have automatic pilot if you can’t pop a few on the flight?
* One plane had to turn around because the pilots ran out of ice.
* You know that “Airplane!” film was huge because every time they have one of these scenes I think of the movie.
* “We’ve got to take him to a hospital.” “What is it?” “A large building where they treat sick people, but we don’t have time to talk about that now.”