COPS ARREST WOMAN IN DONUT SCAM

A woman allegedly scamming people with donuts was arrested Thursday night in Nanticoke, Pennsylvania. Police say Kendra Howells took orders for fundraisers, but kept the money for herself. She’s locked up for an unrelated case, but police expect to file additional charges against her.
* And then have her executed.
* She didn’t think a donut scam would attract cops?
* They knew she was guilty by the glazed look in her eyes.
* Donuts? The crooks always hit us where we’re most vulnerable.
* Thank goodness they caught her before she moved onto pizza.
* I’m going to have a few donuts this morning just to show my solidarity with the victims.
* It was a fundraiser all right. For a little charity called herself.