DRUNK BIRTHDAY CELEBRATOR DIDN'T KNOW HE'D BEEN SHOT TWICE

An Oklahoma man who had consumed large amounts of alcohol at his birthday party at a pool hall discovered when he returned home that he had been shot twice. The man and his brother called a friend to drive them home because they were drunk after celebrating his birthday at Sharky’s Pool Hall last Monday, police said. They said they heard popping noises while driving. After arriving home, they noticed there were bullet holes in the car and the birthday boy was bleeding. It was soon discovered that the victim had a bullet hole entrance in his left rear shoulder and an exit wound in his left front shoulder. The victim’s mother drove him to a hospital where doctors found a second bullet lodged in his buttock. Police said they do not have any suspects in the case.
* But Chuck E. Cheese is definitely a person of interest.
* He definitely had two shots too many.
* “What do you want for your birthday?” “Bandages!”
* Sharky’s Pool Hall? Sounds like a tough joint.
* Man, how wasted are you when you don’t feel a bullet?
* So from now on his birthday will be the anniversary of the day he lived.
* The shot in the shoulder was bad enough but the other bullet was a real pain in the ass.
* The good news? The pain from the bullets is making him forget about his hangover.