AUDIO: DRUNKEN SAILORS BREAK INTO BANK
Two Navy sailors broke into a Norfolk, Virginia, bank Tuesday morning. Police were called to the Heritage Bank around 4:30 AM. When they arrived they found Samuel Bland, 23, and Alex Ronne, 22, inside the bank, passed out. One of the men was escorted out wearing only trash bags. Police confirm that one of the men defecated on the bank floor before police arrived. Police say alcohol was a factor in the break-in. Bland and Ronne have been charged with breaking and entering and vandalism.
* And that’s what you do with a drunken sailor, earl-eye in the morning.
* That one guy must have thought he was on the poop deck.
* The sailor was wearing trash bags to cover his dinghy.
* Alcohol was a factor? Try alcohol made the whole thing happen.
* These guys took “three sheets to the wind” to a whole new level.
* This isn’t good, but it still beats waking up with a tattoo you don’t want.
* Samuel might be named Bland but his life is pretty wild.
* Ouch. These guys are going to be scrubbing barnacles off an aircraft carrier for the next ten years.
* How come NCIS never takes on cases like this?
* One of them took a dump? That’s not the kind of deposit the bank was looking for.
CLIP: An instrumental “What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor?”
