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DUMBBELLBEE TUNA
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out: “… swim into our nets.”

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FLINTSTEIN VITAMINS
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out: “… They’re kosher.”

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SLEAZY OFF OVEN CLEANER
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out: “… in the raw.”

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WIGGLING SPEARMINT GUM
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out: “… made with moth larvae.”

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UPCHUCKY CHEESE
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out: “… ride on our bumper cars.”

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Today Is…

FRIDAY – Feb 27

Anything special being celebrated or commemorated today? Find out here!

TODAY’S ALMANAC

FRIDAY ALMANAC – Feb 27

Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music

TODAY’S TRIVIA

FRIDAY TRIVIA – Feb 27

Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.

ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES

JOHN TRAVOLTA GETS ANOTHER PILOT’S LICENSE

With Travolta on the stick, you’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Monday through Wednesday

TIMES SQUARE NAKED COWBOY, COWGIRL GETTING DIVORCED

Give me some space, cowboy.

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Thursday through Sunday

BROADWAY CANCELED SECOND NIGHT OF PERFORMANCES DUE TO BLIZZARD

“How do I get to Broadway?” “Practice, and a dogsled.”

TOM HANKS FINALLY OLD ENOUGH TO PLAY ABE LINCOLN

Coming to a theater near you in four score months.

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Monday through Wednesday

THE SHERIFF’S OFFICE IN THE NANCY GUTHRIE CASE IS FILMING A REALITY TV SHOW

Plot twist!

JOKE OF THE DAY

Suggestion: Post the joke on your website. Boost clicks by having listeners call in and tell the Joke of the Day to win a prize.

A cabbie picks up a nun.

posted March 2

After a few minutes, the cabbie says, “Sister, I have a question, but I don´t want to offend you.” The nun says, “I´ve heard just about everything. I promise you, nothing you say will offend me.” Cabbie says, “Alright… I´ve always had a fantasy to be kissed by a nun.” She says “Well… are you single?” He says, “Yes.” She says, “Are you Catholic?” He says, “Absolutely!” Nun says, “Pull into that alley.” He does, and she give him a kiss so passionate it could melt stained glass. As they drive away, the cabbie starts crying. The nun says, “My dear child, why are you crying?” He says “Forgive me, Sister… I´ve sinned. I lied. I´m married … and I´m Jewish.” The nun says “That´s okay. My name´s Dave and I´m on my way to a Halloween party.”

What do you can a man with no shins?

posted February 27

Toe-knee.

When is the best time to buy a bird?

posted February 26

When it’s going cheep.

What’s wrong with lawyer jokes?

posted February 25

Lawyers don’t think they are funny, and non-lawyers don’t think they are jokes.

King Tut calls a restaurant to make a reservation.

posted February 24

The host says, “What’s the name?” Tut says, ” “Tutankhamun.” Host says, “How do you spell that?” Tut says, “Hawk, loaf of bread, water ripple, water ripple, wheat stalk, scarab, owl.”