AUDIO: RUDE CUSTOMER: "GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME"
In a video uploaded to YouTube last week, an irate woman was filmed insulting restaurant workers who had mistakenly put green peppers on a kebab meal for her kids who “don’t eat green things!” She says, “If you want to be polite to the customer, then you speak English,” she says. “My kids don’t eat green things, they eat red peppers!” The workers offered to make a new meal, but the woman replies, “I DON’T HAVE 15 MINUTES!” She starts repeating, “You get it right the first time! Get it right the first time!” And then, she leaves … walking smack into the door.
(full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWyUfhoDR2Y)
* Lady, you’re not supposed to walk into the door, you’re supposed to not let it hit you in the ass on the way out.
* Maybe you would have had 15 minutes for a new meal if you hadn’t spent ten minutes yelling at the help.
* Still, not getting a free replacement meal was smart. God knows what they would have put on it.
* “What is all this gooey stuff that looks like snot and saliva?”
* Still, no one ended up getting shot, and these days, that’s a plus.
* If she’s this surprised that someone didn’t get it right the first time, she hasn’t been dealing with the service economy much.
* Let me guess, lady: single mom? Maybe not now, but eventually.
* I sense some of Donald Trump’s influence here.
* I don’t know where exactly. Maybe it’s the part about speaking English.
* The kids don’t eat green things? What about lime sherbet?
* I know one thing: Whoever married this woman sure didn’t get it right the first time.
* You know who I feel sorry for: The people at her next appointment who are going to hear all about this.
CLIP: The rude lady walks into the door.
