GUY NAMED ROACH TRIES TO ROB POT STORE

Earlier this week in In Kelso, Washington (a state where recreational marijuana is legal), a 40-year-old man was arrested for attempting to rob a marijuana dispensary. His name – John D. Roach. Police say he was arrested after he attempted to take a jar of marijuana. During the attempted robbery an employee, 49-year-old Brenda Young, was lightly injured when she struggled to get the jar away from Roach. She sustained bruises to her ribs and arms. Roach wasn’t successful in getting the jar away from Young before he left. Officials found him later and charged him with robbery in the 1st degree. He told the deputies that arrested him that he was only prepared to pay for a small amount and decided he wanted more when he got to the store.
* It’s a shame, ’cause if there’s anyone who needs to mellow out, it’s this guy.
* Do we have any video of this because we could use a Roach clip.
* I bet he was thrilled when pot was legalized in Washington. Finally an end to the cockroach jokes.
* This guy’s in trouble. He tried turning a marijuana dispensary into a whup ass dispensary.
* Kelso, Washington? Oh, for a second there I thought it said Kilo, Washington.
* John D. Roach isn’t even the worst marijuana-related name out there. That would be Ferdinand Marcos’s son Bongbong.