GUY GETS A JOB FILLING ATM WITH MONEY – GUESS WHAT HE DID

Clifford Penn Jr. got a job at a YMCA on a military base in Alaska, filling ATM machines with money. Now he’s been charged with stealing at least $100,500 from the cash he was given for the ATMs. Officials say he altered the ATM records during 63 separate incidents over the course of almost two years, between April 2012 and February 2014. Earl Whitt, the executive director of Armed Services YMCA, began working there in September of 2014 and noticed “there was a huge (difference) between what records showed and the actual cash on hand.” A treasurer took home three years’ worth of ATM statement and manually pored over them. She determined the thefts increased just before Penn would go on vacation from work, and stopped when Penn stopped working there. The complaint notes “There was never a problem with anyone else or a problem when Penn was with someone else” stocking the cash machines. Penn’s lawyer had no comment.
* Oh well … At least Penn should have plenty of money for the lawyer.
* He did this 63 times before he was caught? Wow, somebody was asleep at the switch.
* You know if you throw in an extra 100 grand, it was a pretty good job.
* I’m starting to see how the Pentagon loses track of trillions of dollars.
* Remember Donald Rumsfeld? He announced that 2.3 trillion was missing from the Pentagon and he did it the day before 9/11. So maybe this guy Penn was there too.