ANOTHER STORY OF ROBBERS FOUND SNOOZING

Police in Pennsylvania say officers found a couple asleep in a garage with the light on after a homeowner reported a burglary. New Castle police said they found the couple shortly after the homeowner called them. The homeowner had gone downstairs and found a glass jar containing cash missing, some furniture moved and cabinets opened. She also found her safe on the back porch, her purse missing and her basement door forced open. Police say they found the sleeping intruders after noticing the garage light was on. Twenty-one-year-old Spencer Peak faces a preliminary hearing on burglary and other charges. The woman found with Peak hasn’t been charged.
* Come on, people! You’re not even TRYING!
* You snooze, you lose.
* They made their getaway – to Dreamland.
* This happens so much there should be a song for it. How about, “A Lullaby in Handcuffs.”
* “They’ll never find us here. We’re not in the house. We’re in the garage!”
* When are criminals going to learn: Always catch a good nap before the crime.
* Wait, the homeowners had a glass jar containing cash? That’s making it too easy.
* Yes, it’s criminal behavior but it does highlight the problem of fatigue on the job.