WOMAN CAUGHT BREAKING INTO JAIL

An Alabama woman was arrested after investigators say she tried to break into the Franklin County jail. Surveillance video shows Talisha McCann using bolt cutters to try to cut her way into the prison yard. Prison guards were able to scare her off, and when deputies caught up to her, they found two gallon-sized bags of tobacco, a small amount of pain medication and a cellphone. Investigators said McCann planned on sneaking the items inside the jail. McCann had been released from the jail two weeks earlier.
* So what she really did was escape from the outside world then.
* What do you do with her? Stick her in jail? They already tried that.
* There were surveillance cameras trained on the prison fence? How was she supposed to know that?
* Two gallon-sized bags of tobacco, or enough to last for half an episode of Mad Men.
* Hello, it’s 2015. We smuggle stuff into jail with drones now.
* It’s like a prison escape movie where they got the reels in the wrong order.
* Maybe it’s a Benjamin Button thing and she’s going backwards through time.