MAN STRIPS, PLAYS GOLF

A man was taken into custody after police say he was caught playing golf in the nude. Police say 55-year-old Robert Ide removed his clothing and started hitting golf balls Monday at a softball field near the St. John Paul School in Hyannis, Massachusetts. Witnesses recorded video of the incident and called police. Officers quickly responded and took Ide into custody. Police say Ide is homeless and had been drinking.
* “But the sign said this was a soft ball field.”
* Was he working on his putts?
* Fore? More like two and a half.
* “Caddyshack 3: Let It All Hang Out.”
* Homeless naked guys playing golf. Is this a great country or what?
* Hyannis, huh? Sounds like we could have one of the Kennedys here.
* How does that work? You’re homeless so you’re carrying around a sleeping bag PLUS a bag of golf clubs?
* If they’re trying to promote this week’s PGA championship, it’s not working.
* It’d be tough playing golf drunk and naked. You might end up grabbing the wrong shaft.