WIFE SAYS NO TO SEX, HUSBAND SETS HOUSE ON FIRE

An Omaha, Nebraska, man was charged with first-degree arson after he allegedly set fire to his home after his wife spurned his sexual advances. The wife told police that she and her husband, Gilberto Garcia, 36, who had been drinking, were arguing most of the evening. She went to bed but awoke to find Garcia making sexual advances. After spurning her husband, the woman went back to sleep only to be awakened by the smell of smoke. She told police that she found her husband in a bathroom closet setting fire to her clothes. The woman and her three children got out of the house and she called 911. Garcia was arrested.
* Was he trying to get her hot?
* All those years married and they’ve still got the old spark.
* Sometimes ya gotta fan the flames.
* Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Clothes.
* I’m just glad they didn’t go into greater detail on the sexual advances part.
* Now, maybe he wrote her a sonnet and sang her a love ballad, but I have a feeling it was cruder than that.
* She said no and he set a fire, so she spurned and he burned.
* He met his match and then he lit a match.
* This is another one of those stories where you can think of around 45 years worth of charges without even trying.