FALLEN TREE TRAPS WOMAN IN BEDROOM

A 20-year-old college student on summer break was trapped when a massive tree crashed into her bedroom Monday morning. The 5,000-pound tree fell onto the woman’s bedroom just after midnight in Great Neck, New York. The woman, who was in bed at the time, was trapped by the tree and debris for more than two hours. Firefighters had to take down power lines and create a hole through the roof before cutting the woman free. The woman was taken to a hospital, in serious but stable condition.
* When she gets home, skeletons will start popping up through her floor.
* So – the tree just got tired and decided to lay down?
* On the bright side, she just got two and a half tons of free firewood.
* I tried to find out why you name a town Great Neck but I didn’t get anywhere. Damn Wikipedia.
* Maybe it’s just down the road from Giant Head, Long Island.
* Umm, let’s go over the tree house concept again.
* “I hope you’re feeling better. And welcome to bonus time, dear.”
* See? If she had been out on the town partying, none of these injuries would have happened.