FAKE COP HAS FAKE COP I.D. WITH ADRIEN BRODY'S PICTURE

In Valencia, California, police officers saw a man running down a street “as if he was being chased by someone”. When police surrounded him he pulled out a gun he was carrying in his belt and fired it under a nearby car. Police finally managed to restrain the man, who all the while fought aggressively against them. When he was finally detained the man began shouting, “I’m one of you, man, I’m a Civil Guard!” and pulled out a police ID card and badge in a leather wallet. But the ID had the photograph of actor Adrien Brody, known for his Oscar winning role in Roman Polanski’s The Pianist, as well as King Kong and The Grand Budapest Hotel. The 45-year-old man also had some handcuffs, some latex gloves and a leather gun holster. He was arrested by police and is awaiting charges.
* He should have said his name was Officer Meryl Streep, and he was working undercover.
* Somebody call Adrien Brody and tell him we found his wallet.
* “I’m a Civil Guard”? As long as you’re trying to sell this story, you might want to pick an agency that actually exists.
* The good news: At least he didn’t think he was a super-hero.
* maybe they’ve finally come up with non-violent bath salts.
* He got it backwards: Usually they say an actor “can’t get arrested” when he’s out of work. This guy was a pretend actor who really did get arrested.
* Now he says he can’t be prosecuted because he has diplomatic immunity from the Federation of Planets.