CREEPY CLOWN BREAKS INTO CEMETERY, WAVES

A person dressed in a clown suit climbed over the fence at Chicago’s historic Rosehill Cemetery in the dead of night and started waving at people. Officials don’t know what to make of it because other than the trespass there were no complaints of vandalism. Julia Graham says she and her husband were driving by the cemetery around 10 p.m. when they saw somebody run toward the main gate. “When we get closer, we realize it’s a clown, which is super weird,” she says. They watched the clown scale the 7-foot-tall gate at the entrance. That feat is no easy task, especially for someone wearing a clown suit. “I mean, this was somebody putting forth a lot of effort – and being really weird,” Graham says. When Julia and her husband hung around to get a better look, the clown was not deterred or afraid. He waved slowly at the couple. Eventually, the clown turned around and, without saying a word, took off into the darkness of the cemetery.
* They later found the clown in a mausoleum … with 36 other clowns.
* Hey, lots of people put forth a lot of effort being really weird. Look at Miley Cyrus.
* If you can stand to.
* Stupid clown. Everybody knows the Shrine Circus is where clowns go to die.
* Sorry, but I don’t get why the couple hung around, do you?
* “Honey, there’s a clown in the cemetery. As long as we’re here, we might as well find out if he’s a psycho killer.”
* Seriously, you’ve got a clown in a cemetery. How much more do you need to know?
* As clowns go, this was a “creepy on the outside” – “creepy on the inside” type of clown.
* Are you thinking what I’m thinking? A clown zombie?