SEPTIC TRUCK CRASHES INTO HOME, LEAKS

In Springfield Township, Pennsylvania, a septic truck crashed into a home last Wednesday afternoon. As if that wasn’t bad enough, the truck started leaking. The River Valley Septic Company truck ended up lodged in the two-story house after veering off a curve and plunging downhill through a backyard fence and into the rear of the house. Homeowner Joseph Lepore tried to keep his sense of humor. “It’s a crappy day,” he said. Lepore and his wife, Chelsea, had just recently bought the house. They were married June 27 and had returned Monday from their honeymoon.
* Aww … a visit from the honeywagon after their honeymoon.
* There goes that new-house smell.
* I hope they had the septic truck insurance.
* It’ll be fun trying to fall asleep every night wondering what’s on its way down the hill.
* “We’re gonna need a stronger fence.”
* Let’s be fair: the first week of their marriage was terrific.
* This guy won’t be joking when he finds out everything that happens in a marriage is ultimately the husband’s fault.
* That’s not 100% certain but live by those words and you’ll never be surprised.
* “I told you we should gotten that other house over near where my mother lives, but no … you had to get this one … and now look what’s happened.”