WOMAN GETS SECOND WEDDING DAY AFTER FORGETTING THE FIRST ONE

Jeremy and Justice Stamper, of Bristol, Tennessee, were married on August 1, 2014 among 70 friends and family members. But then, on August 20, Justice had a frightening car accident that left her with slight memory loss. Jeremy was heartbroken when he learned that his new wife had forgotten the details of their wedding day. She looked at the wedding pictures and she saw the video, but she said it drew a blank. “She finally came out and told me she didn’t remember the wedding,” Stamper said. Doctors said her memory could come back, but it might not. Stamper promised his wife, “Don’t worry about it. We’re going to do it again.” They now plan to be married again on August 1, 2015 – the same day as the couple’s one year anniversary.
* Sucker.
* Er, I mean, screenplay alert!
* Wasn’t this an Adam Sandler movie?
* Sure: “50 First Dates” with Drew Barrymore.
* Just one thing. On August 20, 2015 – no car trips.
* Sounds like she’s setting him up for an annulment.
* “Honey, does it bother you that you can’t remember our wedding?” “Fuggeddaboutit!”
* Now she’s wondering if the first wedding was faked, like the moon landings.
* What – you didn’t know?
* Just what every guy wants to go through: the hassle of getting married all over again.
* Does he at least get another bachelor party?
* Wait till the guy’s been married awhile. He’s going to forget what sex was like too.
* PHONE TOPIC: What’s the most romantic gesture that ever happened to you?