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CAP’N PUNCH
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out: “… abusive sea captain on the box.”

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BIRDS-EYE
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out: “… stopped that years ago.”

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SUFFERIN PAIN RELIEVER
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out: “… made of pressed flour.”

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OSCAR LIAR
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out: “… our list of ingredients.”

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CORN NUTS
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out: “… we cut off our toes.”

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TUESDAY – Mar 17

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TODAY’S ALMANAC

TUESDAY ALMANAC – Mar 17

Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music

TODAY’S TRIVIA

TUESDAY TRIVIA – Mar 17

Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.

ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES

SHIA LABEOUF IN HIS ___ IN AN _ LOBBY

Mad Libs!

REALITY TV STAR WINNER OF THE IDITAROD DOGSLED RACE

The dogs had something to do with it, too.

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Monday through Wednesday

THE RAZZIE AWARDS: WINNERS LIST

Ptthhhhhht!

HALF OF AMERICA DOESN’T GO TO THE MOVIES ANYMORE

How did “Five Nights at Freddy’s 2” not pull them in?

OSCAR NOMINEE GIFT BAGS

In which luxury companies get their names mentioned on the radio.

QUENTIN TARENTINO TO DIRECT LONDON PLAY

A “swashbuckling” comedy!

JOKE OF THE DAY

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A woman lived with her daughter and son-in-law.

posted March 18

One day she came home to find her son-in-law packing a suitcase. He says, “I’m leaving, it’s the end of our marriage. I texted my wife to say I’d be home early, and when I got here I found her in bed with another man.” The mother-in-law said, “No, my daughter would never do that, there must be a simple explanation, I’ll go and talk to her.” After a while, the mother-in-law comes back and says, “There, I told you there was a simple explanation. She never got your text.”

Why wouldn’t the nearsighted vampire buy glasses?

posted March 17

He just couldn’t see himself wearing them.

Guy staggers into a bar.

posted March 16

Bartender says, “You look beat.” Guy says, “I just walked five mile, climbed two trees, waded across a creek, almost stepped on a rattlesnake and outran a bear.” Bartender says, “You must be quite the outdoorsman.” Guy says, “No, I’m just a lousy golfer.”

A guy goes up to his boss after an ethics training seminar.

posted March 13

He says, “Boss, that ethics training has me feeling bad about us doing product testing on animals. His boss says, “Look, animal testing is an accepted practice, many shampoo and cosmetics manufacturers test their products on animals.” Guy says, “Yeah, but we make hammers.”