CAR THIEF STEALS HEARSE WITH BODY INSIDE

Atlanta police arrested a man for stealing a hearse with a body inside. The hearse was taken Sunday morning outside Grady Memorial Hospital in the city’s downtown area. The driver drove through the gates of the hospital morgue. The suspect abandoned the hearse a few blocks from Grady, then stole a Ford Explorer and drove off in that vehicle. Police say they recovered the hearse, with the body still inside.
* Did they think he’d take it as a souvenir?
* The hearse driver was thinking, “I can leave it here. This guy ain’t goin’ anywhere.” Wrong.
* I’m confused. Is this considered kidnapping?
* Is that what you want to see when you go to a hospital? A hearse parked outside?
* “Park it around back, buddy. You’re killing our business.”
* “Better yet, park it at that other hospital across town.”
* I don’t even want the word “Memorial” in the hospital name.
* Soon to be a new horror movie: “The Zombie Joy Ride.”
* So this guy steals another vehicle every few blocks? I’m sorry, but that’s commitment.