AUDIO: WACKY CAR CRASH WITNESS

There was a non-fatal car crash in Jackson, Mississippi. An officer pulled behind a suspect, spun out and hit a telephone pole. Not much to talk about. Unless you’re this guy. Courtney Barnes – with green hair and sculpted eyebrows – and who has appeared on “So You Think You Can Dance”, is beside himself at having the good fortune to be in the proximity of the car accident while on his way to Burger King. Here’s a guy who know’s this video is heading to YouTube.
(video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orJaIZFP6Fo)
* I blame Caitlyn Jenner for this.
* This guy would spice up traffic court, that’s for sure.
* Interesting how he’s already on “So You Think You Can Dance”, yet THIS is his 15 seconds of fame.
* It’s a new age – life doesn’t matter unless it’s on YouTube.
* We’re so aware of the camera now that…wait, you’re standing in my light.
* I also hate how everyone’s a product spokesperson who knows they have to be enthusiastic to get on TV.
* “Your car polish? I love your car polish. It didn’t just change my car – it changed my life!”
CLIP: Witness Courtney Barnes describes what he saw.
http://morningsidekick.com/prep/wp-content/uploads/06-11-BestCarAccidentWitness.mp3