CHEATING WOMAN THROWS HAMBURGER AT BOYFRIEND

A Florida woman threw a hamburger at her boyfriend during an argument over infidelity, striking him in the eye and landing her in jail. Police in Clearwater say Rykihia Moore and Mario Thornton were bickering Saturday evening over Moore’s unfaithfulness. The 27-year-old Moore “took a hamburger” and threw it at Thornton, her boyfriend of 12 months. The burger allegedly struck Thornton in the eye. When Moore was questioned by a sheriff’s deputy, she admitted tossing the burger. She was arrested for simple battery.
* I’ve heard some Whoppers in my day.
* Police took her to jail in the Patty Wagon.
* After they grilled her.
* You have to admit, the boyfriend did have a beef with her.
* She was being a little too free with her buns.
* Wait, wasn’t that pizza throwing incident yesterday also in Florida?
* Florida’s got to settle down. Eat first and fight later.
* At first the guy thought he was bleeding but fortunately, it was just ketchup.
* I’m just glad they weren’t eating shish kebob on those little swords.
* She should never have admitted it. Just tell the cops the guy was eating the burger but he was so drunk he missed his mouth and jammed it into his eye.