HOMEBUYER THROWS IN FREE PIZZA FOR LIFE

A Portland family got free pizza for life just for selling their house. Rob and Holly Marsh put their home on the market just a few days ago. In three days, they had four offers, but one stood out. Donna DeNicola, owner of DeNicola’s Italian Restaurant in Southeast Portland, offered $26,000 over the asking price. Then she threw in one pizza a month for life. DeNicola said, “I’m willing to do anything because I know this market is crazy.” DeNicola said free pizza is a small price to pay for getting what they wanted. “I’m going to be buying them a pizza for life, so I will know them very well. I’ll watch their kids grow up,” she said. How much pizza does this all add up to? At $20 a pizza every month for the next 40 years, that adds up to 480 pizzas valued at almost $10,000.
* That’s a lot of dough.
* $20 for a pizza? Get real.
* This idea was saucy, but also kind of cheesy.
* Good luck explaining the pizzas in all the forms.
* If this didn’t work, the buyer was going to bring out the big guns and offer bacon.
* I think it’s creepy that they think they know when the sellers are going to die.
* Of course, if they keep eating pizza it’s going to be sooner rather than later.
* Watch out, Oregon’s about to legalize pot so the price of pizza could skyrocket.
* Pizza? At least hold out for the veal parmesan.