WOMAN DUI ON 13 CANS OF WHIPPED CREAM FUMES

In Franklin, Tennessee, Anna K. Thomas, 28, crashed her car into a mailbox at about 9 a.m. on May 20. When police found her, she was disoriented and had 13 nearly empty cans of whipped cream scattered around in her SUV. Thomas was apparently high on gases from the aerosol cans, and had run her car into a ditch at another spot before she crashed into the mailbox. She was charged with driving under the influence and failure to report a crash.
* First of all, a moment of silence for the tragic waste of 13 cans of whipped cream.
* All lathered up and nowhere to go.
* 13 cans of whipped cream? Sounds like Thanksgiving at Mike and Molly’s house.
* Either that or it sounds like their wedding night.
* Wasted at 9 a.m. You have to admire an early riser.
* She’s a really fast worker: Wasted at 9 a.m., in jail by noon, and in rehab by 3.
* I hate it when they put those ditches and mail boxes where we’re trying to drive.