BIKER BRAWL RESTAURANT FRANCHISE REVOKED

The Twin Peaks restaurant chain on Monday revoked the franchise status of the Waco location that became a battleground in a brutal biker gang melee that left nine people dead Sunday. The chain said the Waco location failed to comply with police requests not to serve bikers. The company issued a statement: “We are in the people business and the safety of the employees and guests in our restaurants is priority one. Unfortunately the management team of the franchised restaurant in Waco chose to ignore the warnings and advice from both the police and our company, and did not uphold the high security standards we have in place to ensure everyone is safe at our restaurants. We will not tolerate the actions of this relatively new franchisee and are immediately revoking their franchise agreement. Our sympathies continue to be with the families of those who died and are very thankful no employees, guests, police officers or bystanders were hurt or injured.”
* They dodged a bullet there – literally.
* Plus chains, knives, bats, clubs …
* To sum up, the restaurant chain is saying, “Please don’t sue us.”
* “Forget Waco and try our Austin location. They’re a little more laid-back.”
* Twin Peaks, Waco – home of the Not-So-Happy Hour.
* Yeah, for the waiters, that must have been the worst shift ever.
* “Umm, waiter, could I change that order to go?”
* How bad is it when the walk-in freezer doubles as a security bunker?
* You know it’s bad when the special of the day is a 38 special.