MCDONALD'S TO TEST OUT KALE

McDonald’s patrons will reportedly soon see kale on the menu. The world’s biggest burger chain, in a battle to reinvent itself, is introducing breakfast bowls in southern California which features trendy kale, and three salads in Canada with kale as an ingredient. The test comes as McDonald’s works to shake its junk food image, with sales at established U.S. locations declining for six straight quarters.
* “Hey, kids! Whaddaya say we all hop in the car and go to McDonald’s for some kale!”
* I’m sorry – is this story left over from April Fool’s Day?
* It’s cute, really. McDonald’s is in so much trouble they might be forced to serve good, nutritious food. What’s this world coming too?
* McDonald’s customers could go for kale, but only if they can find a way to deep-fry it.
* Then maybe pour some melted cheese on top.
* I barely trust these kids to open a box of frozen burgers. Do you think I want them preparing salads?
* Reinvent this.