NEW HOMEOWNER FINDS PORN HIDDEN IN CEILING

A man renovating a ceiling in his new home got some unexpected housewarming gifts – vintage porn from 2002 stashed between some overhead wooden beams. The unidentified man posted a photo of his discovery to Reddit with the words: “Bought a house. Found this while taking out ceiling tiles. Jackpot.” Among the items: a copy of Hustler’s July 2002 28th anniversary special, and a DVD titled “Nude Nude.”
* We tried to get a comment but the guy was busy.
* Vintage porn? That usually means stuff from the 1970s on back.
* Or so they tell me.
* You know what’s really weird: Early porno from the silent movie era.
* It’s just that I didn’t think they even had sex back then.
* You know the guy’s hopes were up when he first noticed the stuff: “Hey. this could be an early copy of the Declaration of Independence.” Or an old copy of Hustler.