ROOMMATES STAB EACH OTHER OVER WHICH CELL PHONE IS BEST

In Tulsa, Oklahoma, two men were hospitalized after an alcohol-fueled argument began over which phone is better: iPhone or Android. Police say a woman found a man covered in blood, stumbling around the parking lot of the Evergreen Apartments around 1 a.m. When police arrived at the apartment complex, they learned that the roommates had been drinking and arguing over their mobile phones. Police say the two men broke beer bottles and stabbed each other with them. One of the men smashed a bottle over the back of the other man’s head. Police aren’t sure who they will charge or if charges will be filed at this time.
* The answer is simple: which phone has an app to stop the bleeding?
* Wow. These guys are like two cave men. Cave men with smartphones.
* Sure the argument doesn’t make sense but it’s an alcohol thing. It doesn’t have to make sense.
* So which is it? The iPhone or the Android?
* How about this: If both of you are happy with your phones, then just go on using them. How hard can this be?
* You can tell the future is here. These arguments used to be about what was better: automatic transmission or stick.
* Usually when someone beats you over the head during an argument, it’s not a literal thing.
* And these weren’t the Hollywood easy-break beer bottles either.
* Uh-oh – now they’ve started in on digital vs. vinyl.