BUS DRIVER HIT IN HEAD WITH SNICKERS

In Jacksonville, Florida, last Wednesday morning, Joel Parker was riding the bus, and as he was about to get off he asked the driver if he wanted a Snickers bar, according to St. Johns County police. The driver said no. Parker then took a Snickers bar and threw it at the driver’s head. Deputies were called and Parker was arrested for battery.
* He could be sued, and the bus driver would get a big Payday. At least 100 Grand.
* Did this happen on 5th Avenue?
* Good luck turning this into an ad.
* Get Betty White to star as the bus driver: “You’re not yourself when you’ve been hit on the head with a Snickers.”
* No, redo that other Snickers ad with Joe Pesci only he grabs the kid and does the scene from Good Fellas.
* “Oh, so you want to throw a candy bar at me, huh? Why? Do I amuse you? Do you think I’m a clown or something?”
* Then the kid picks up the candy bar, says sorry, and the bus driver unwraps it and eats it. All is forgiven.