CAR THIEVES PIMP OUT WOMAN'S CAR

Becky Schoenig of St. Charles, Missouri bought a brand new 2015 Ford Fusion, only to find thieves ran off with it in the night. Last week, on April Fools’ Day, police recovered the stolen Fusion, which Schoenig discovered had been “pimped out” with red rims and a red racing stripe down the sides. She said the Fusion also held a strong smell of marijuana and cigarette smoke.
* What are you suggesting?
* I guess now it has that newly-stolen car smell.
* Red rims and a red racing stripe, ’cause the thieves wanted to keep a low profile.
* A tricked-out Ford Fusion? Not exactly “Fast and Furious,” but whatever.
* The thieves ran off with the car? How about they drove off with the car? I mean I know the Fusion is a smaller model, but come on …
* This could be a new reality show: “Pimp My Stolen Ride.”
* A racing stripe on a Fusion? That’s really going to impress the ladies.