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FIZZLERS
:06
out: “… 50% Alka-Seltzer.”


GRAYOLA CRAYONS
:08
out: “… over 60 shades of gray.”


PAIN-SOL
:06
out: “… 20% hydrochloric acid.”


SCREW-VALU HARDWARE STORES
:09
out: “… you’re gonna pay.”


STRANGLER JEANS
:07
out: “… you’ve ever tried to wear.”