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TODAY’S ALMANAC
Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music
TODAY’S TRIVIA
Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.
ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
DISNEYLAND FLOODS
Buzz Lightyear Astro Splashters.
“CARRIE” INEXPLICABLY COMING BACK FOR SEASON 2
Money, uh, finds a way.
JAMES BOND AUDITIONS THIS WEEKEND
How are you at running across alligators?
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
TOM CRUISE TO GET AFI LIFE ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
Despite Digger.
EX-SPOUSES OF GMA AFFAIR COUPLE GETTING MARRIED
Trading spouses.
SPOTIFY REMOVES 50 MILLION A.I. TRACKS (FROM RECOMMENDATIONS)
They removed NBA legend Allen Iverson?
JOKE OF THE DAY
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Who did Dr. Frankenstein invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up.
Where do werewolves live?
Warehouses.
What does Jeff Bezos do just before going to the bed?
He puts his pajAMAZON.
Why don’t monsters like to eat ghosts?
They taste like sheet.
What happened to the man who was hit in the head with a can of Coke?
Nothing, because it was a soft drink.
U.S. NEWS
COPS CALLED BECAUSE 3-YEAR-OLD WAS TOO GOOD AT SOCCER
Ten goals, by himself.
COLORADO MAN PANS FOR GOLD TO MAKE ENGAGEMENT RING
Thanks for making the rest of us guy suck.
TRUCKER CAUGHT WITH 170 EMPTY BOTTLES OF BEER IN CAB
Hammered down.
CALIFORNIA POLICE BUST HOT WHEELS THIEF
The die was cast. Diecast, you might say.
CUSTODIAN TO HAVE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL NAMED AFTER HER
Clean living pays off.
SIX FLAGS ADDING SEAT BELTS TO COASTERS
Buckle up for fun!
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
LONDONERS USE E-BIKES FOR JOUSTING
How British.
JAPANESE SHOE INSOLE THIEF CAUGHT
♫♪ He’s a sole man… ♪♪
CANDIDATE WINS DESPITE GAG CAMPAIGN SIGNS
“I barely want to do this.”
FIRST DRONE EVACUATION OF A SOLDIER EVER
Ukraine does it again.
THE GREAT DUTCH BARBERSHOP WAR
♪♫ Shave and a haircut, BAM BOOM!! ♪♪
BRITISH MAN’S DYING WISH: KISS A COW
Before he buys the farm, he wanted to visit it.
LOST FLUTE RECOVERED AFTER 5 YEARS IN A RIVER
You’re darn tootin’.
TEEN WAKES UP IN COFFIN AT HER OWN FUNERAL
You only live twice.
FUNNY PICTURES
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Flamingos: Nature’s Scavengers
Teen Pumpkin
Another Salvadore Dali Picture
It Is Balloon
Totally Metal Fork
I Loves My Eels
THE BUZZ
HOUSE BUYING CAUSES SEVERE STRESS, TEARS
Congrtatulations on your new home. Here’s a box of Kleenex.
TOP IMPULSE BUYS
Ladies, this one’s on you.
STUDY: MUSIC MAKES FOOD TASTE BETTER
“Eat It” – “Weird” Al Yankovic.
UNPOPULAR OPINIONS
You’re wrong.
SURVEY: AVERAGE AMERICAN SETS FOUR ALARMS TO WAKE UP
Snooze you lose.
DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote for the dumbest one.
THE WORST THING SOMEONE HAS DONE IN YOUR HOUSE
And you wonder why we never have people over.
TRENDING
NEW MOVIES
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CHRISTMAS AT THE KRINGLES
Starts Friday, October 30 in theaters.
THE MONGOOSE
Starts Friday, October 30 in theaters.
CLAYFACE
Starts Friday, October 23 in theaters.
WILDWOOD
Starts Friday, October 23 in theaters.
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A & M AUTOLAND – HALLOWEEN PUMPKINS
Al and Mike’s new promotion isn’t too bright – but the burning car is!
THE PUNCHIN PATCH
Support local farmers.
PROPOSITION 20: SAY NO, VOTE YES
Or is it say Yes, vote No?
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, October 23.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
FIVE CHAMBERS OF HORROR 2026
Will you survive the horror? Oh, wait – you already have.
A & M AUTOLAND – Stilts
This might be the only time Big Mike actually looked up to Big Al.
SLASHER TELEPORTER
So THAT’S how they do it.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, October 16.
PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
A & M AUTOLAND – Contest
Al and Mike won’t play games with you like other car dealers. They’ll play MORE.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, October 9.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
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