COLORADO MAN PANS FOR GOLD TO MAKE ENGAGEMENT RING

Warehouses.

He puts his pajAMAZON.

They taste like sheet.

Nothing, because it was a soft drink.

Husband, irritated gets up and opens the door to an obviously drunk man. The drunk says, “Could you give me a push?” Husband says, “Hello no,” slams the door. His wife says, “Don’t you remember when we were stranded on the side of the road and people stopped to help us? Go help the poor man.” The husband goes back to the door, doesn’t see the man. He yells, “Do you still need a push?” He hears the drunk say, “Yes please.” Husband says, “Where are you?” Drunk says, “Over here on the swings.”