DRIVER DOES DONUTS IN FRONT OF POLICE STATION – June 22

A California Highway sergeant hanging out at the police station in South LA heard tires squealing outside. He looked out and saw a Mercedes sedan doing donuts in the parking lot. The sergeant made contact with the driver, who explained that he was trying to impress his female passenger, and did not realize he was in front of a police station. A field sobriety test followed, which the driver failed. He was placed under arrest for DUI, and his Mercedes was impounded.
* “Impressive,” said his date, as she called for an Uber.
* You’ve got a Mercedes. If that’s not impressive enough for your date, go back to Tinder and try again.
* Bet he had an impressive bail amount.
* Honestly, the cop was just attracted to the donuts.