MAN SETS WOMEN’S PANTIES DEPARTMENT ON FIRE – June 11

Police in Renton, Washington, were asking for the public’s help identifying a suspect in connection with a fire that broke out at a Walmart store. The man was caught on security video arriving at the store in a white Cadillac Escalade and going directly to the women’s lingerie section. He was seen briefly (* Briefly – ha!) crouching in the area, then walking away. Soon afterwards, a fire started in the ladies underwear department. The suspect then ran out of the Walmart and drove off as flames erupted and the store was evacuated.
* He was definitely hot to trot.
* I’ve seen some pretty hot underwear in lingerie departments, but this is nuts.
* “Attention, shoppers, we have burning in the panty department.” “There’s a cream for that in the health and beauty department!”
* There’s hasn’t been a man who set ladies panties on fire like that since Tom Jones in the 1970’s.
* A guy with a Cadillac Escalade shopping at Walmart? They only get 14 miles per gallon in the city, so yeah, he’s broke.