MAN ATTACKS COUPLE FOR TURNING OFF THEIR WI-FI, WHICH HE WAS TAPPING INTO – May 11

A man in Fergusen, Kentucky attacked a couple with a baseball bat after they turned off their Wi-Fi, which he had been using surreptitiously. Jonathan Gross, 44, allegedly went to the couple’s apartment, threatening to kill them if the internet wasn’t working again by the time he got back to his room. One of the victims was able to get away from Gross during the assault and call authorities for help. Deputies found a woman sitting outside bleeding from her head, and Mr. Gross in a bedroom inside the apartment. He is charged with two counts of attempted murder, among other charges.
* Well, then, what IS the proper etiquette when you’re stealing someone’s wi-fi and they turn it off?
* Some people get really mad if they lose their connection halfway through Euphoria.
* Maybe next time just change the password.
* Doesn’t anybody use baseball bats to play baseball anymore?