BROUGHT TO YOU BY

FRUIT OF THE GOON
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out: “… fine underwear for dorks.”

JOLLY RANCHER CANDIES
:10
out: “… Dangerously Bipolar Rancher Candies.”

SMELL-O INSTANT PUDDING
:08
out: “… the entire refrigerator.”

TOWNHOUSE CRACKERS
:08
out: “… Separate Servants’ Quarters Crackers.” :08

LENSHAFTERS
:09
out: “… way overpriced.”