PROMOS-TO-GO

Each promo bed has a distinct beginning, and music that’s easy to edit at any point to finish with your unique bumper such as “The Mike and Andy Show on B-93”. You can also replace our music beds with your own.
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NOW WE’RE HAVING FUN :59

ISN’T IT AWESOME :46

NEVER SEEN ANYTHING QUITE LIKE THIS :59

DO YOU NEED TRAINING TO BE ON THE RADIO? :57

WELCOME ABOARD :39

Today Is…

THURSDAY – Apr 16

WEDNESDAY – Apr 15

TUESDAY – Apr 14

Anything special being celebrated or commemorated today? Find out here!

TODAY’S ALMANAC

THURSDAY ALMANAC – Apr 16

WEDNESDAY ALMANAC – Apr 15

TUESDAY ALMANAC – Apr 14

Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music

TODAY’S TRIVIA

THURSDAY TRIVIA – Apr 16

WEDNESDAY TRIVIA – Apr 15

TUESDAY TRIVIA – Apr 14

Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.

ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Thursday through Sunday

JURY FINDS LIVE NATION A MONOPOLY

It took six weeks to figure that out?

NICOLE KIDMAN, DEATH DOULA

Angel of mercy.

SID KROFFT, CREATOR OF H.R. PUFNSTUF, DIES

Can’t do a little ’cause he can’t do enough.

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Monday through Wednesday

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Thursday through Sunday

DUNKING DUNKMAN LEAGUE TO BRING OUT THE DUNKING DUNKERS

Dunk.

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Monday through Wednesday

GUCCI MANE KIDNAPPED BY POOH SHIESTY

Headline doesn’t make any sense to us, either.

JOKE OF THE DAY

Suggestion: Post the joke on your website. Boost clicks by having listeners call in and tell the Joke of the Day to win a prize.

A 70-year-old woman, miraculously, has a baby.

posted April 15

All of her family and relatives come to visit. When they ask to see the baby, the mom says, “Not yet.” A little later, they ask to see the baby again. Again, the woman says, “Not yet!” Finally they ask, “When can we see the baby?” The mother says, “When the baby cries.” They say, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?” The woman says, “Because I forgot where I put it.”

90-year-old man walks up to a pretty woman at a bar.

posted April 14

He says, “So, do I come here often?”

Guy walks into a bar and says, “My wife must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!”

posted April 13

The bartender says,, “What makes you say that?” Guy says, “Last week, I had to take a couple of sick days from work. She was so thrilled to have me around, that every time the mailman or a delivery man came by, she’d run down the driveway waving her arms hollering, ‘My husband’s home! My husband’s home!’”