AUDIO: “JESSICA” STOPS BABY TANTRUMS

He husband says, “Can we change the subject?” Wife says, “Alright. More chores around the house need to be done by you.”

Because he was a little chicken.

He says, I was bitten by a wolf.” Doctors asks, “Where?” Guy says, “No, just a regular wolf.”

They’re not making them any longer.

They sit at the gate for two hours, then they finally take off. A passenger asks the attendant, “What was the problem? Attendant says, “The pilot was bothered by a strange noise in the engine, and it took two hours to find a different pilot.”