EUGENE MIRMAN, “BOB’S BURGERS” VOICE TALENT, IN CAR ACCIDENT

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball over 300 yards.

Kohl’s

Hey man.

All of her family and relatives come to visit. When they ask to see the baby, the mom says, “Not yet.” A little later, they ask to see the baby again. Again, the woman says, “Not yet!” Finally they ask, “When can we see the baby?” The mother says, “When the baby cries.” They say, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?” The woman says, “Because I forgot where I put it.”

Catch ya later!