WOMEN FLY FAKE CROWS INTO PRISON YARD – Mar 12

Two women in Grant Parish, Texas were arrested after they disguised drones to look like crows and attempted to fly contraband into a federal prison. The sheriff says Melanie Jean Worthington and Kassy Marie Cole used a drone to fly in plastic crow decoys filled with drugs, cellphones and tobacco. It is not currently clear how authorities spotted the fake crows or connected the women to the scheme.
* Maybe a little bird told them.
* Maybe someone noticed that crows don’t normally have propellers.
* It would have been easier to just train a crow to actually fly the stuff in.
* They used fake crows, and now they’re both jailbirds. Irony!
* Next time, try a t-shirt cannon.