MONKEY AND CRACK FOUND IN CAR OUTSIDE PRISON – Mar 9

A car was stopped outside the Moorlands prison in Doncaster, England, and when South Yorkshire Police searched it, they found a monkey and some crack cocaine. The monkey – a young marmoset believed to be a pet – was safely removed from the vehicle and taken to an animal sanctuary. Two women in their 20s were arrested on suspicion of possession with intent to supply drugs, and taken into custody.
* In England, they sell you the crack AND the monkey that’s gonna be on your back.
* It was less fun than a barrel of monkeys for the ladies, that’s for sure.
* They were traveling with the monkey ’cause he helped them buy the drugs from Cocaine Bear.
* Nice of them to park outside the prison. Saves a trip.