COUPLE HAS FRYING PAN BATTLE – Feb 27

Police in LaPorte, Pennsylvania, were called to a residence for a domestic disturbance. The husband said he and his wife were arguing, and she pushed him into a kitchen cabinet and hit him over the head with a frying pan multiple times. In response, he took another frying pan, hit her over the head with it, and punched her once in the face. She then bit his right forearm. Police noted both had injuries consistent with being hit with a frying pan, punched in the face and bite marks. Two frying pans were found in the kitchen; one had a large dent on the bottom. Paula Folmar, 57, and Maynard Folmar, 64, were both taken into custody and each charged with simple assault and harassment.
* But they’re having trouble getting the frying pan charges to stick.
* Did they take them both down to the station for a grilling?
* Looks like each tried to tenderize the other.
* Their resentment had been simmering for a long time.
* If you can’t stand the beat, stay out of the kitchen.
* Hitting someone with a frying pan? That takes no skillet all.