THE MOST STOLEN CARS

According to new research from the Highway Loss Data Institute, America’s most-stolen car is now the Chevrolet Camaro ZL1. The high-performance model, which retails for about $75,400, is being swiped at a rate 39 times above the average for 2022-2024 vehicles. Here are the Top 20:
1. Chevrolet Camaro
2. Acura TLX
3. Chevrolet Camaro
4. GMC Sierra 2500 crew cab
5. Acura TLX
6. GMC Sierra 3500 crew cab
7. Chevrolet Silverado 3500 crew cab
8. Dodge Durango
9. Land Rover Range Rover
10. Ram 1500 crew cab short-wheelbase
11. Chevrolet Silverado 2500 crew cab
12. Ram 3500 crew cab long-wheelbase
13. Honda CR-V hybrid
14. GMC Sierra 1500 crew cab
15. Dodge Durango
16. GMC Sierra 1500 crew cab
17. BMW X7
18. Mercedes-Benz S-Class long-wheelbase
19. Jeep Gladiator crew cab convertible
20. Cadillac Escalade

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ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES

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Premiering Thursday through Sunday

SHIA LABEOUF IN HIS ___ IN AN _ LOBBY

Mad Libs!

REALITY TV STAR WINNER OF THE IDITAROD DOGSLED RACE

The dogs had something to do with it, too.

ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS LIST

WInner winner, not for Sinners.

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THE RAZZIE AWARDS: WINNERS LIST

Ptthhhhhht!

SESAME STREET SUES SEA WORLD

Big Bird, big lawsuit.

HALF OF AMERICA DOESN’T GO TO THE MOVIES ANYMORE

How did “Five Nights at Freddy’s 2” not pull them in?

OSCAR NOMINEE GIFT BAGS

In which luxury companies get their names mentioned on the radio.

JOKE OF THE DAY

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What did the octopus say to the bagpipes?

posted March 19

“Nice pajamas.”

A woman lived with her daughter and son-in-law.

posted March 18

One day she came home to find her son-in-law packing a suitcase. He says, “I’m leaving, it’s the end of our marriage. I texted my wife to say I’d be home early, and when I got here I found her in bed with another man.” The mother-in-law said, “No, my daughter would never do that, there must be a simple explanation, I’ll go and talk to her.” After a while, the mother-in-law comes back and says, “There, I told you there was a simple explanation. She never got your text.”

Why wouldn’t the nearsighted vampire buy glasses?

posted March 17

He just couldn’t see himself wearing them.

Guy staggers into a bar.

posted March 16

Bartender says, “You look beat.” Guy says, “I just walked five mile, climbed two trees, waded across a creek, almost stepped on a rattlesnake and outran a bear.” Bartender says, “You must be quite the outdoorsman.” Guy says, “No, I’m just a lousy golfer.”

A guy goes up to his boss after an ethics training seminar.

posted March 13

He says, “Boss, that ethics training has me feeling bad about us doing product testing on animals. His boss says, “Look, animal testing is an accepted practice, many shampoo and cosmetics manufacturers test their products on animals.” Guy says, “Yeah, but we make hammers.”